Visited family during half term, had a lovely time.
Someone was smoking outside the front door..
DS "Why are you smoking? It's bad for you"
Relative "Because I'm stupid"
DS "Well you should stop, it's going to kill you"
Relative "But I've got to die of something"
DS "yes but I'm going to die of old age and you're going to die young of heart disease or cancer"
Relative "ummmmm........"
We've never had this conversation before except the smoking is bad for you bit.
I admired the certainty of youth though and as nice relative said ruefully "Outmaneuvered by an 8 yr old!"