Where's Hester?

[hifi]

Haven't seen her posting,is she ok?

She is posting, but name changed I'll PM you her new name!!

You found her yet?

Hmm,she's elusive. How sneaky to name change. Don't know if I'm her friend anymore. Please don't tell!

Don't dump her, hifi. She will weep bitter tears of regret

So: how ARE you?

I'm well,looking forward to meeting up.

Me too

( pops up from behind bush like donkey in shrek)

Dump her, dump her - I'll hold your coat.

Lol at you 2

Kew, you're so ROUGH. Are you sure you belong in our borough?

Wot? Does havin parakeets makes you posh or summat?

Kristina, we are well fragrant in this corner of the Big Smoke. There is a Jo Malone-scented smog hanging over the entire borough. Even our zebra crossings are painted in Farrow & Ball.

Of COURSE having parakeets makes you posh.

So youre buying the drinks on the 24th? Dont worry about kewcumsber, she s a cheap round