Brangelina

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What is up with Brad's chin? Why hasn't anyone pointed this out to him? Why hasn't Angelina told him to sort it out? WHY?!

and stories like this.

(the one about the $4000 tip)

im with Riven on this, if you listen very carefully you can hear a tiny violin playing! I have just the one ds and I barely get a moments peace anyway.

Crackfox, you always make me PMSL. Since I'm most often using the internet in a public place, this is most inconvient and lends to my already well established reputation as a crazy woman.

I don't care what anyone says, I still think Brad was a total dbag for leaving Jen in the first place. I think Angelina is a weirdo and while I'm sure they love their children wholeheartedly, I doubt they have the bulk of their bringing-up. (I do acknowledge that Brangelina does a lot for charity and I think that's great.)

I don't know what role, possibly Guy Least Likely To Get a Shag With That Dead Cat on his Chin? I just read in the latest People or whatever that that's what it was for. Maybe not People...Entertainment Weekly?

I don't think i have ever seen AJ smile and Brad doesn't seem to smile that often these days...

Johnny Depp is a god.

*sigh

Billy Goat Brad does nothing for me and there is always something forced in Angelina's look. Last time I commented on her habit of collecting children I was flamed because apparently I know nothing (tell me.) Anyway while leaving children in orphanages might not be the answer having them lost in families where vats of money seem to buy everything but the one consistency children need must be equally damaging.

Maybe Angelina has her eye on someone else's husband.

HEHE at Billy Goat Brad.

Angelina is trying to copy Josephine Baker, who was the originator of the 'rainbow family' quote and was also a complete nut job.

Johnny Depp is TINY.

I mean he's beautiful but he looks like a lovely Action Man.
You could take him out to lunch in your handbag. He is just too small to be a God imho.

I mean he's so slight, so feline, such a GIRL.
Why don't you check out Benecio del Toro. I mean he's weird, scary looking and maybe dodging the soap on occasion but hell, he's a proper bloke! Not a beautiful munchkin

ere, Nigel Slater! wasn't it you going on about Jay Rayner yesterday?

cor, you like the big butch ugly ones, doncha?

I can't help it, I like the idea of Brangelina. I hope the rumours aren't true. Specially about him going back to Jen. Christ, she's silly as arseholes, that one!

OH you caught me festing after La Nouveau Streamlined Rayner! I don't know what it is with him but I do like his voice and some of his reviews are very funny. I cannot justify this.
I would prefer Benecio though over him any day.

Brangelina? Oh Stop it, you have to be joking, it's just a mad circus of narcissism and attention seeking and the dabbling in architecture! The UN stuff!
I mean I'm sure they do some good, don't get me wrong it's just the mentalness of it. I mean Mia Farrow adopted about 25 kids but she did stay in one place and stop work for a long time to actually be with them, she didn't traipse them round the globe to resettle them in so many different places 3 or 4 times a year. I mean how can that be good for adopted kids or any kids? Just traipsing around like nutters? Fine if you have to for work but to adopt and have SO MANY and then to traipse about? Mental.

Ahhh Benecio... Wolfman sigh....