"Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail"

[PerkingFaintly]

Real headline. It's not even April 1st.

(Be reassured that Pablo [Escobar] the lamb is now fine and enjoying the company of "his new pet lamb pals".)

Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6rmyrnwylwzo

Beats eating grass any day.

It haa everything. Pablo, Billy, coke. What a story Pablo has to bah now

Pathetic no jail time for drug dealers

I like that the dog even got a mention by name

I thought that your thread title had typos in it, Op. What a very sheltered life I have led 😬

Didn't Escobar have hippo's?

Well Billy and Pablo are the crime fighting duo we need

Reading that has brightened my day - thanks OP 😀

It has everything. Sheep rustling, drugs and a sheriff! But I don’t understand the low sentences either. It seems they were unlikely to reoffend and they now have jobs.

Will watch out for that one on Have I Got News For You!!

I read the headline three times thinking, "No, I've read that wrong somehow..."

Its the episode of Wallace and Gromit(and Shaun) that no one expected.

If the chips were from MaccieD’s they should have been done for animal cruelty! 😂

Surely it’s Pablo Escobaaaaa?