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Worst loo paper?

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Whatsthecheapesthorribleloopaper · 18/10/2026 15:00

What's the worst you've bought recently ?

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MajorSamanthaCarter · 18/10/2026 15:01

The Daily Mail.

Whatsthecheapesthorribleloopaper · 18/10/2026 15:23

😂

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FlapperFlamingo · 18/10/2026 15:33

Who gives a crap. It is just crumbs after use.

MissisBee · 18/10/2026 15:42

Any that is scented. Never bought on purpose because why would I do that to myself!

PinkWaffleMaker · 18/10/2026 15:45

MissisBee · 18/10/2026 15:42

Any that is scented. Never bought on purpose because why would I do that to myself!

I came to say this

BCBird · 18/10/2026 16:20

MajorSamanthaCarter · 18/10/2026 15:01

The Daily Mail.

Ha ha

BCBird · 18/10/2026 16:21

I don't do scented or quilted

Boreded · 18/10/2026 16:23

Andrex…spreads the mess around. Grim.

Im a cushelle girl

PhoebeBuffay1234 · 18/10/2026 16:23

BCBird · 18/10/2026 16:21

I don't do scented or quilted

Me neither. One is thrush waiting to happen and the other blocks the loo.

I also didn’t get the hype of Who Gives A Crap!

Wonderknicks · 18/10/2026 16:24

Who gives a crap leaves paper crumbs all over your bum! I'm currently on Naked Paper, while it doesn't leave crumbs, it is a bit like wiping with brown paper!

CelticSilver · 18/10/2026 16:26

Premier Inn loo paper. I always take my own when staying!

MindaBelinda · 23/10/2026 18:29

Does the Who Gives A Crap leave poo crumbs or paper crumbs. Or both?

Personally I rate Little Duck. It’s cheap and it’s decent although I’ve seen it slated on here.

Wonderknicks · 24/10/2026 17:19

MindaBelinda · 23/10/2026 18:29

Does the Who Gives A Crap leave poo crumbs or paper crumbs. Or both?

Personally I rate Little Duck. It’s cheap and it’s decent although I’ve seen it slated on here.

Paper crumbs. It's awful stuff!

shuffleofftobuffalo · 24/10/2026 17:43

Who gives a crap paper version. The bamboo stuff is great tho, my favourite.

PughPughBarneyMagrewWentToTheLooAndDidAbigPoo · 24/10/2026 17:45

Who Remembers that special shiny anti-bacterial paper we had at school?

Fakeplasticchimneyswhy · 24/10/2026 18:21

FloraLys sold by Lidl as it’s not labelled as being scented, but it stinks and the smell reminded me of stale baby wipes. Bought some last year, noticed a strange smell in the car on the way home and thought something must have spilt but I couldn’t think what it could be. Opened the boot when I got home and then realised. Brought it in but couldn’t bear the smell so put it in the shed. Opened the shed a few days later and the shed stank! Took the unopened packet back to Lidl for a refund and then aired the car and shed.
In second place Tesco 100% recycled toilet paper. It’s brown, very rough and doesn’t flush well.

birdling · 24/10/2026 20:13

None of it is a bad as izal.

PughPughBarneyMagrewWentToTheLooAndDidAbigPoo · 24/10/2026 20:20

Empires were built on this.

Worst loo paper?
AlmostAnUnderAchiever · 24/10/2026 20:24

I'd like to nominate the stuff in public loos on a giant roll that just breaks when you try to pull it.

JustaSongAboutPingPong · 24/10/2026 20:29

birdling · 24/10/2026 20:13

None of it is a bad as izal.

Absolutely. My BFriend’s Dad bought this, he was a proper cheapskate. Had no idea as a child why you would do that to yourself, never mind your family.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 24/10/2026 22:02

Xylospongium (the sponge on a stick) is good - until the sponge comes off and you inadvertently jab your bum with the stick. 😳

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