Which one of these would you do as a celebrity

[Innky]

If you are a celebrity and your agent says you have to do one of the following tv series
. Strictly Come Dancing
. Celebrity Masterchef
. Celebrity Traitors
. I’m a Celebrity GMOOH

Which one would you choose

I will do Celebrity Traitors

Traitors because it's by far the easiest.

Strictly. I'd be rubbish though.

Traitors, then I'd 'accidentally' tell everyone I was a traitor and only have to do 24 hours work for the same money as the ones there until the end 😂

Traitors as it takes less time and looks fun. 30k for two weeks, yes please.

Strictly, maybe Masterchef but I can dance and cook so maybe they wouldn't want me!

Celeb Masterchef.

I would pan fried eggs and bacon, sandwiched between slices of white crusty bread and served with a piquant tomato ketchup.

I'd do Strictly. I love dancing! I used to go clubbing, and I've done a bit of tap and ballet too.

You'd have to have a torrid affair with your dance partner though. At the very least.

Masterchef or Trairors.

Traitors

Traitors. I’d definitely muck it up though 😂

Strictly because you would actually learn a skill and while I wouldn’t object to sleeping in the pretend jungle and eating larvae, I can’t stand all the pointless challenges.
I can’t dance but that’s all to the good because all the more scope to go on a journey.

Traitors because you spend time in a nice area, eat nice food and the tasks aren’t too onerous ( no eating bugs). I’d like to do Strictly, but I’ve got two left feet.

From that list, Strictly would be my choice, although I wouldn't last more than a week (or 2 if there's no week 1 elimination! 😁)

If Celebrity Race Across The World were one of the choices I'd be totally up for that!

Or week 3 if you include the first show where you meet your pro!

Gateappreciation - oh I'd not thought of that! That's a sub-thread, isn't it - pro choice! (Vito for me, no question!)

House of Games. I'm brilliant at it from my sofa.

Definitely the traitors for me.
i hate dancing and never watched strictly, I don’t cook and im scared of bugs and beasties and creepy crawlies so that’s the jungle ruled out.
i could handle a week or so in Scotland in a castle, sitting about chatting and doing a daily exercise task.

Have you seen the record player for one of the prizes? Wow

Well I can’t dance and I’m not much of a cook so they are out. I am also not desperate enough to eat bugs and use a jungle toilet so that’s out. Traitors seems fun, but if HoG is an option I’d prefer that

Great thread

The Traitors is easiest but the people seem like they'd be so cliquey

I reckon Ross Kemp is having a hard time in there 🥺

Maybe Strictly, as it relies less on producer manipulation, being live, so if people like you, they like you x

Apparently they go back to a travelodge at night, rather than staying in the castle!

Don't know how true that is, but its a bit shite if so

Strictly..as long as it's Northern soul every week.
Master chef
The rest would be a resounding Fuck off.

None. They are all shite.

Dancing