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What sort of question is that for early morning (light hearted)

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OneLimeDrake · 16/10/2026 21:25

So hurrying my 2 daughters along to get them to Breakfast club and me off to work I get this out of the blue from my nearly 11 year old. 'You know you have a willy'.
I replied 'I sure do, what brought that on at 7:15 in the morning', this got me the follow up 'how do you fit it into your trousers'.
I wasn't expecting the journey to school to involve a discussion of men's trousers design, but hey. 😂

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planespotter71 · 16/10/2026 21:27

of course she did..

DilemmaDelilah · 17/10/2026 09:26

@planespotter71 it depends on how much she knows about men's anatomy! I was brought up as one of 3 sisters with a single mother and knew NOTHING about men's anatomy. I had a friend with 6 older brothers... at around 10 years old she told me that her dad's willy was 2ft long and had to be coiled up in his swimming trunks.

RationallyAngry · 17/10/2026 09:28

Yes, let’s all have a totally normal and non-creepy thread about female children talking about male genitals! Sure.

thefeelingofbeingalive · 17/10/2026 09:36

Ugh. Why do MNHQ allow this to stand

JanuaryLove · 17/10/2026 09:43

🤔

OneLimeDrake · 20/10/2026 00:26

Okay clearly my post is giving off unintended vibes. I assure you that was not my intention. You don't have to believe me but I am not that sort.
I am going to ask to have the thread deleted.

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Agatha1989 · 20/10/2026 10:28

An 11yo would never ask such an innocent question. You should have made your child much younger in order for your light hearted thread to be remotely believable.

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