What would be your personality if you swapped personalities with your pet?

[ThisWittyCyanBalonz]

Loud

People pleaser

Fat and idle with occasional tendency towards surliness.

Pretty much the same as I am now...

Attention seeking drama queen!

I would also probably get arrested for inappropriate behaviour, no one wants to see me sat, legs akimbo' in the front window... this is Ampney Crucis not Amsterdam!!

Squawky, I’d bite everyone and poo from a height

Physchopath

Sociable and gobby

Mostly lazy with occasional manic bursts of energy. This is quite uncanny, I hadn't realised I actually am my cat!!

Trauma impacted anxious introvert.

Thankfully I would still adore DD more than anyone in the universe

My dog is food motivated, anxious (German shepherd so comes built in) and likes to let you know when she is displeased with some not so subtle huffing. So I’d say we’re already pretty similar.

Or a sociopathic monster incapable of love (if I'm the reptile).

Right now I'd be the crazy bitch who shat in the middle of the landing right in front of the clean litter tray in a dirty protest because I wasnt able to wake anyone up to let me out of the door at 3am this morning and who is actually pissed off at everyone else for it!!!

Workshy, idle freeloader. Excessively demanding. Expect everything to run on MY schedule. Excessively cute. Prone to taking a shit in the house if the weather isn’t quite to my liking.

Aloof. A bit scared and sometimes pretty grumpy.

I’d be a beautiful murderer

Energetic happy party animal.

Aloof yet cuddly, fussy yet greedy.