I know, it sounds made up.
My ground floor flat backs onto a large school playing field. TBH I rarely see any children this far up but they have an event today so it is busier than usual.
A teenage boy has slipped away to have a wee against my back wall.
I expect I should complain about that, but actually I'm most concerned that this was right outside my kitchen window and I got an eyeful. Should I be reporting it as some sort of safeguarding concern?.