Tonight’s random bedtime question is…

[Goygh]

Bedtimes are so bloody random here.
“What are sea lions allergic to?”

This is amazing 😂😂😂😂 Definitely going to file that away for next time I'm in a sticky situation!

🤣🤣🤣 I think it would work pretty well to be fair!

What's your favourite side of your body?
Followed inexplicably by "mine is occasionally my left"

My son is 22 now, but as a young child he asked me if calpol was made from venison 😂

I had tonight from my 4 y o

‘why don’t you ever try a different breakfast drink? Let’s go through the different drinks!’ Then proceeded to list pretty much every liquid that exists.

Then we had a song that was clearly made up as he went along and not very tuneful some parts were whispered some opera style
‘Round.
A football is round.
A planet is rooouunnnddddd
I have my heart
I love my mum
and I don’t think a bin is goooodd
bins aren’t good
rubbish is bad for the planet
I will water the flowers to help

He wanted a bedtime story that I’ve never heard of too so he got annoyed that I couldn’t see the cover of the book and know what it was by his description of ‘bath cake’ 🤦

Is great grandma in heaven with all the dead guinea pigs? Courtesy of my 4 year old granddaughter

What is your soul, and where is it?

I'm scared of the wardrobe.
Why?
It thinks it's a zombie.

Bookmarking as sure there will be some 💎 here

not a question but DD tonight - dadddyyy I need to tell mummy something (daddy on bedtime duty)

ME: yes DD what’s occurring

DD: sore tummy but I loooove you 🥹

What do wasps dream about?

What do guinea pigs think about people?

Or it might have been the other way round. Small children are exhausting.

A long time ago but one of my favourites was
”Are fennec foxes carnivores or herbivores?”
I had never heard of fennec foxes.

Loving these!