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Help us with a business name please! 🙏

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LittleBlueJumper · 22/06/2026 20:06

Nephew is setting himself up with a small landscaping & gardening business. He doesn't just want to use "Nephews Name Landscaping & Gardening" as his business name. He wants something that's either quirky, unique, a smart play on words, funny.... anything that stands out really. Something different.

He has a list on the go, but he's not settled on anything yet. Would the MN hive mind be able to help out please?

Nephew's had a rough time of it recently after some workplace bullying (office environment) left him on antidepressants and off sick for a bit. The employer agreed to pay nephew 3 months wages to just leave without a fuss. His self esteem was on the floor, he didn’t want to go back, so he agreed. I'm so proud to now see him pick himself back up, break away from the career path he miserably stuck at for nearly 20 yrs and be excited by a new challenge and future doing something he actually enjoys. I really want to see his business take off, and a memorable business name would give him a brilliant start.

Thanks 👍

OP posts:
Brokedownpalace · 22/06/2026 22:04

How does your garden grow

Thought of that one myself, probably why it's so bad!

SaraHoliday · 22/06/2026 22:17

LittleBlueJumper · 22/06/2026 20:06

Nephew is setting himself up with a small landscaping & gardening business. He doesn't just want to use "Nephews Name Landscaping & Gardening" as his business name. He wants something that's either quirky, unique, a smart play on words, funny.... anything that stands out really. Something different.

He has a list on the go, but he's not settled on anything yet. Would the MN hive mind be able to help out please?

Nephew's had a rough time of it recently after some workplace bullying (office environment) left him on antidepressants and off sick for a bit. The employer agreed to pay nephew 3 months wages to just leave without a fuss. His self esteem was on the floor, he didn’t want to go back, so he agreed. I'm so proud to now see him pick himself back up, break away from the career path he miserably stuck at for nearly 20 yrs and be excited by a new challenge and future doing something he actually enjoys. I really want to see his business take off, and a memorable business name would give him a brilliant start.

Thanks 👍

The Lawn Ranger
Sow Good
The Dirt Vader Returns
Weedzilla

I think @everywhichway may be good at this?

Redheadedstepchild · 22/06/2026 23:01

Green Machine. Or similar sporting nickname type monikers.

You could extend that that by using nephew's name:

Example:

Jack The Green Machine McGann. Gardening and Landscaping.

BarbarianBabs · 22/06/2026 23:04

Manscaping 🤣

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