The 'Not Getting Any On Valentine's Day' club

[Jarofgoodness]

Absolutely zero chance of any action on Valentine's Night here. Not unless the bloke delivering my Chinese takeaway later fancies any.
But on the plus side, DCs are with my ex and his wife so with any luck they won't be getting any either.

Come and join the all alone club. We can design club hats and maybe sew up our vaginas since there seems little point in having them any more.

Pmsl you already have one member. I’ve been single for 13 years (no sex for 6) . I’ve forgotten what a p*nis even looks like ffs.

I treat Valentine’s Day as any other and just ignore it but I will buy myself anything that looks nice with hearts on it though lol
Enjoy your Chinese 👌🏾

I’ll join. But really I’ve never really bothered with it too much. It must be nice to get a surprise though, even if it’s just a card.

I am happy to join. As a Welsh person St Dwynwen's Day three weeks ago is when to celebrate love and relationships. A local saint not one from overseas.

I'm 60 and never married/no partner by choice, so VD is totally irrelevant to me, but I do send and receive online VD things to and from various animals I follow on social media!

I’m sad and single no sex since before Covid, although I’ve seen plenty of penises as I work in a hospital.
And I’m having a colposcopy with biopsies tomorrow (yes on a Sunday) which I’m dreading.
Happy VD.