Falling for stupid shite online when you know better

[KitchenDancefloor]

I’m such a sucker for sales videos of handbags and my algorithm knows it.

oooh look at how much it fits! Look a special pocket for keys! And a secret slip pocket!
This one fits on Ryanair and gets a weekend’s clothes inside!

every time it’s as though the concept of bags being made to carry stuff is new to me. And yet I watch transfixed as an immaculately manicured model places colour coordinated objects in a handbag.

What pointless shite do you get drawn into every time?

Haha! Yes me too re. bags. Also productivity systems that promise to turn me into a fully functioning human being. Bought loads. Still a loser!

Yes. This next journal / planner / app will definitely change my life. 🤦‍♀️

Shoes and boots - I buy a few pairs every month and rarely wear the ones I have. I think I may have a problem.

I have some beautiful notepads and planners that I never use yet I would still buy more

Books…all those women with piles of pretty hardbacks telling me ‘this book will have you gripped”.They are always shite

This mascara will make your life infinitely better and if you are using a different one you are living in the past and may as well be rubbing coal cinders on your eyelashes.

oh no silly me. It’s just a tube of black gloop like every other one I have owned.

how many times have I been duped by someone brushing on a mascara and then staring in amazement that one eye looks like it has no make up and the other one does? Truly groundbreaking.

I keep seeing dresses I like, but I am canny with money and too mean to order anything as I know it'll be a Chinese scam and I hate wasting money. Some of them are so nice though.