Lizard People..

[CurlewKate]

Recent events have convinced me that lizard people do walk amongst us. The Royal Family obviously. But who else? Andrew Neal, obviously. Possibly Starmer-there’s something about the eyes. Mandelson? Probably not-he’s revealed himself too dramatically…

He does actually look like a weird lizard-hybrid.

By lizards do you mean cold blooded people? I don’t think Keir Starmer is watch how he talks about his brother that died.

I find those who have stupid amounts of facial surgery, like huge fish lips, etc., have weird, creepy, lizardy eyes. Maybe it's the amount of facial plastic pulling down the under-eye section, I don't know.

They're the illuminati 🔺️👁

There’s also the ten o’clock people. Which wouldn’t surprise me at all.

DH was laughing reading a David Icke post today. Started out fairly reasonably, denouncing Epstein, Andrew etc. Saying the king was a bit hypocritical given his association with Saville. Then it was just LIZARD PEOPLE, LIZARD PEOPLE, LIZARD PEOPLE! (Not Di though, she saw right through them)

you're spelling it wrong…

Oh no, I've been seen!

Dammit, my Fake Roar of Laughter was supposed to distract whenever you looked at me too closely!

He's such a snake I'm surprised he's able to walk upright.

Didn't Icke go through a strange phase of wearing turquoise for some reason in his Messiah period?

Yeah l remember that. Turquoise shell suits in particular.

This made me laugh a lot! Thank you 😆

Randy Andy is 100% a lizard

Please respect lizards. They do not deserve the comparison.

A friend has a gecko.

I love this comment.

Tony Blair, and certainly John D. Rockefeller. Joking not joking. But respect to actual lizards, they're beautiful.

Geckos are so cute. Their little fingers💕and the way they stick to walls.

Andrew MW is definitely a lizard. A slimey sweaty lizard.

Are we talking lizards who look a bit like humans?

Or humans who look a bit like lizards?

p.s. I agree with the comments about Farage! 😬

I think some are too young to catch the reference

Prince Charles and fergile

On Terry Wogan's show

This thread is an affront to lizards. And to lizard people 😆

Was there where it was?! I could place Icke and his hideous turquoise attire but o couldn’t remember who he was talking to!

Yeah it was Wogan. I remember thinking at the time that he'd got quite the scoop, having the actual Messiah on his 7pm chat programme.