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I am watching Indecent Proposal. One million dollars. But let's reverse it...

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IWantNiceNeighbours · 01/02/2026 17:07

Ladies. You are very, very happily married. Your husband is perfect. All you ever wanted. But you are absolutely broke, house about to get reposessed. An extremely wealthy, older and lonely billionairess fancies your lovely husband.

All bills paid for the rest of your life.
No mortgage.
No financial worries.
No mention of that one night ever again.
No feelings.

Just one shag. He isn't really up for it (yes yes but this is fictional) but will do it for your future. Up to him at the end of the day but he only does it if you say yes...

Would you?

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Moveoverdarlin · 01/02/2026 17:08

Yup.

Gahr · 01/02/2026 17:10

The problem about that movie is that I can't imagine not wanting to shag Robert Redford over Woody Harrleson, money or no money.

LaurieFairyCake · 01/02/2026 17:11

Of course. If I thought I’d get a tenner for him I’d have him at the end of the road with his ankles out 😂

DollopOfFun · 01/02/2026 17:13

I'm checking his breath, spit licking his hair down and getting the post coital fags lined up and ready to light as we speak.

Oopsylazy · 01/02/2026 17:14

LaurieFairyCake · 01/02/2026 17:11

Of course. If I thought I’d get a tenner for him I’d have him at the end of the road with his ankles out 😂

🤣🤣🤣

I remember an ex pestering me for anal sex - my response was “il get the dildo and you can go first yes?” Soon shut him up.

I’d let dh choose coz its his bum after all!

ultracynic · 01/02/2026 17:21

Absolutely yes, and I’d be secretly hoping she was up for repeats every weekend.

Nickyknackered · 01/02/2026 17:25

Oopsylazy · 01/02/2026 17:14

🤣🤣🤣

I remember an ex pestering me for anal sex - my response was “il get the dildo and you can go first yes?” Soon shut him up.

I’d let dh choose coz its his bum after all!

Billionairess! A woman!

Oopsylazy · 01/02/2026 17:25

Oopsylazy · 01/02/2026 17:14

🤣🤣🤣

I remember an ex pestering me for anal sex - my response was “il get the dildo and you can go first yes?” Soon shut him up.

I’d let dh choose coz its his bum after all!

Oh I’ve just realised you said “billionairess” 😂

I thought you meant Robert Redford. I’d still offer him up though if he was up for it!

NovemberMorn · 01/02/2026 17:27

DollopOfFun · 01/02/2026 17:13

I'm checking his breath, spit licking his hair down and getting the post coital fags lined up and ready to light as we speak.

😆😆😆

Edit to add....I would not.

Gahr · 01/02/2026 17:27

Nickyknackered · 01/02/2026 17:25

Billionairess! A woman!

I mean, said woman might have a pegging fetish.....

IWantNiceNeighbours · 01/02/2026 17:28

Come on guys! Don't forget this isn't some shit for brains husband who farts in bed and fucks off golfing every weekend. He's the real Disney Dream! Yes this is FICTIONAL 🤣

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NeverDropYourMooncup · 01/02/2026 17:31

Nah. Not in favour of coercing DP into prostitution myself.

HomeTutor · 01/02/2026 17:36

Jesus Christ Yes
He had lots of sex before me and I dont have a jealous bone in my body. Whats the difference?! Just get the job done, bank the money, have a shower 😂

NovemberMorn · 01/02/2026 17:42

All those who say YES..😆
How would they feel if roles were reversed yet again and husband said YES, for you to sleep with a billionaire for a million quid?... bearing in mind this one is fat, old and lonely and bears no resemblance to Robert Redford.😏

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