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Do you think germs scream when they get bleached?

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Tonet · 25/01/2026 23:56

It's gotta be brutal way for the blighters to go in their own little world when you think about it. Both toilets getting bleached before bedtime. They've had a good run as I've been incredibly slack with housework this week and no one else does it here. They'd live a charmed life actually if it weren't for me.

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Tonet · 01/02/2026 17:26

NotMeAtAll · 01/02/2026 08:51

That's what they want you to think.

I suppose the hoover working it's way across the floor would be quite terrifying then vooom. I agree. Poor little dust particles.

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Tonet · 01/02/2026 17:28

Unicornsandprincesses · 01/02/2026 07:39

Oh god this thread is too much for me. I was already feeling guilty when we had to take medicine for pinworms & read something online about how the medicine works - it essentially starves the worms to death. I felt awful for them. But, ya know, I also can’t have parasites living in my body.

Oooh love learning how things like actually work. So they are basically currently starving to death right now. Well deserved though. Get well soon.

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