The Red and Pink Heart Blanket of Doom

[Fraida]

So my husband is 53, in a very senior role in an organisation and very capable. So why is it whenever he is ill - sniffle or properly - he sits wrapped in a bright pink and red hearts fleece blanket. Not just tucked around him but worn over his head in the style of a chimp at Monkey World?

This enrages me and mystifies the kids!!

Because he is so senior he has risen above the ranks of the usual dressing gown of doom!

It probably reminds him of being inside his mummy's tummy.

It would drive me nuts too, OP. x

It’s calling for love

Why does this enraged you? It’s so harmless!

It’s like the dressing gown of doom!!

over egging plead for sympathy

OP does he give you a rundown of his symptoms and how they are progressing?
Some weird dressing gown of doom is always unwashed towelling and grey 😂

Call him ET, and photoshop a lovely pic of him flying thru the night sky in Elliots basket 😂

Does he remind you every 5 minutes like his poorliness brings on amnesia for you?

Come on photoshop that towel
to pink and red hearts

He needs a nice pair of Slippers of Shuffling Despair to go with it…perhaps some pink bunny ones? Poor poppet.

That’s actually kind of cute 🤣🤣. DH’s is the hoodie of doom with the hood up of course!

I think this is funny. It could be adorable! It’s definitely not enraging.

I’m perimenopausal - that means even more petty things enrage me too 😉

Eldest has the Hoodie of Doom 😏

Oh god don’t tempt him - this with the endless sniffing could tip me over the edge!!!

How did you guess?!

looks at DH
Can't think why. 🤔