“Ifit pudding and wimwams for dogs to chew on”

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

Is what my mum used to say when we’d ask what was for tea. Either that or “Shit with sugar on.”

What did you used to get told?

Oh not as cute, it was also shit with sugar on 😀

Stewed bugs and onions 🌰

Ifits and fried snowballs.

A jump at the cupboard and a kick of the cat!

Shit with sugar on or air pie.