What has been your most embarrassing sexual moments?

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I have 3 that come to mind, all involve my dh who was boyfriend at the time. I was in my early 20’s

The first one was when my mother walked into my room without knocking to see me on top of him…

The second was when my dad lamented to his drunk mates about how he heard his daughter having sex

The 3rd…well something on dh’s penis snapped whilst we were intimate one day. The frenulum…it gushed blood. Panicking I ran to my mum claiming about how I broke my bf’s penis. She obviously scoffed at me and called me crazy, to only gasp when my poor husband shuffled in blood dripping everywhere…

Never lived that down with dh. He likes to remind me of the time I broke his penis

I'm sorry, I can't get over your dad discussing your sex life with his drunk mates.

Awful.

Why do all of them involve your parents? The walking in one possibly but the rest..?

Nothing comes to mind

Cos I lived at home at the time, and my parents had no sense of privacy.

RE my dad…yeah well I guess it explains why I’m NC with my parents

My dad walking in on us. A part of me dies when I think about it.

I too had the mum walking in while on top one. She never mentioned it bless her. And I console myself that it was early and she probably hadn't put her contact lenses in. Definitely hadn't in fact. No way she had.

Stoma bag leaked while busy

My neighbour looking through the back living room window,I'd been about 15 terrified she'd tell my mum.
The neighbour ignored me for a couple of months.

Threw up on his foot during. I was on top.

Many years ago I had been out with my boyfriend at the time and had enjoyed some, er, activity in a hidden corner of a side street in the early hours of the morning. On the way back to my flat we nipped into a 24-hr shop to buy a pint of milk for the morning. My boyfriend got his wallet out to pay and my knickers, which he’d hastily stuffed into the same pocket after I’d taken them off when we’d shagged against a wall, dropped onto the counter.

I had the penis thing happen - ended up in A and E as it wouldn’t stop bleeding.

Once a boyfriend’s dad appeared and got flustered so stayed for a chat. We were mid action and I was on top. I literally just pulled the duvet over my head and waited for him to go.

Another time I was in the front room at the same house and when my boyfriend’s brother was shagging the motion caused the light in the front room to rock. They had two lights at either end of a long front room. Both were under the two boys’ beds and when I laughed at him and the light reveal he told us the same happened every time I shagged his brother. His parents were usually in there…

Had a pair of police shine their lights through a small wooded copse while shagging on a bench - a few mins later their target crept past us.

Lost a condom internally - took ages to locate like it ended up by my ear.

Was having a wee in a dark corner at Glastonbury (this was years ago) and made my male cousin who was my age shield me so no one could see. Suddenly flashlights shined on us and it was security shouting ‘come on stop shagging’. When I said, ‘we’re not he’s my cousin’, they shouted ‘that’s what they all say’. I was mortified and so was he! We still don’t really talk about it

Two spring to mind both as teenagers-
first was with BF, stark naked heavy petting in his loft room after a party. His dad came up the ladder to turn the light off and caught us. For some reason I just covered my face instead of the rest of my naked body.

second, having sex at a new BF’s house when his mum unexpectedly came home early from work and walked straight into his room. I tried to hide in his wardrobe but it had sliding doors and I was trying to pull it open. I then had to get dressed and go downstairs, this was the first time I met her. She asked me if my mum would be proud of me!

This is some time ago.. his parents were at work, we’d both got a day off college, his little sister at school. Thought we’d got a few hours free so went for it on the sofa. Next thing we knew his sister came bursting in the front door(she’d snuck out of school) followed by 4 other teenagers. I had absolutely nothing to cover myself with but they all found it hilarious!

Also another time his mum came in and sat on the bed, we were under the covers and she had no idea, she sat there completely oblivious telling us about her day and what she’d got planned for the weekend.

Fell asleep whilst giving a bj after lots to drink, shame cos he was gorgeous.

I fell asleep on top of someone once after having too much to drink! Luckily, it was in bed, so he just gently pushed me, and I lay down next to him and carried on sleeping!

Queefing after particularly vigorous doggy style sex.

You slept with your boyfriend's dad and his brother???

If this doesn’t end up on the Daily Mail SM I don’t know what will …

Your comment made me laugh! I got a bit lost with who was shagging whom!

Hahaha I was like that's crazy but go girl 🤣

Yeah okay the dad bit is weird but girlll you actually broke something I’m dying 😂😂😂