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I've eaten a load of crap today ?

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HollyChristmas · 17/12/2025 17:55

I'm usually reasonable for a day's eating , but not today .
I had 2 crumpets and Marmite for breakfast .
Midday was a mince pie out of the oven
Nobody wanted a dinner tonight ( they've eaten out ) so I had another 2 crumpets then a cauliflower grill ( Sainsbury's frozen ) edeme beans, (at least one of my 5/7 a day ! ) and another bloody mince pie .
What crap have you eaten today ?

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fourfoxsakes · 17/12/2025 17:57

Is this rage bait? You want people to tell you how much of a glutinous animal you are? You seriously think that is a lot of food, what on earth do you usually eat?

Luxio · 17/12/2025 18:01

I'm not seeing any crap let alone a load of crap...

Disturbia81 · 17/12/2025 18:06

You would faint at my ‘crap’ days 🤣

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itsthetea · 17/12/2025 18:09

She didn’t say it’s a lot
shes said it is pretty poor quality
pretty sad if people can’t recognise that

crumpets - processed food
frozen ready meal thing? / processed food
sugar - lots

fruit and veg, decent protein and fibre? Missing

youalright · 17/12/2025 18:10

You've hardly eaten anything 4 crumpets, 2 mince pies, edeme beans and a cauliflower grill

CoastalCalm · 17/12/2025 18:12

I’ve had a M&S blueberry muffin , two slices of toast with butter honey and salt , about 8 toffees and a packet of extra hot wotsits - tea is going to be a beef stew ready meal and a blob of ridiculously creamy mash then DH’s birthday cake - I feel no shame

HollyChristmas · 17/12/2025 18:17

itsthetea · 17/12/2025 18:09

She didn’t say it’s a lot
shes said it is pretty poor quality
pretty sad if people can’t recognise that

crumpets - processed food
frozen ready meal thing? / processed food
sugar - lots

fruit and veg, decent protein and fibre? Missing

Thank you , as you say I'm not saying I've eaten a massive mountain of food , but saying not a good day of healthy eating . Carb on carb !

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Ministerofmumbles · 17/12/2025 18:17

fourfoxsakes · 17/12/2025 17:57

Is this rage bait? You want people to tell you how much of a glutinous animal you are? You seriously think that is a lot of food, what on earth do you usually eat?

This!

I’ve just eaten 8 chocolate covered oreos - that is what you call eating crap! (Disclaimer, this is very unusual for me 😁 )

Coffeeishot · 17/12/2025 18:20

HollyChristmas · 17/12/2025 18:17

Thank you , as you say I'm not saying I've eaten a massive mountain of food , but saying not a good day of healthy eating . Carb on carb !

Honestly it is fine, .what do you want people to say to you ?

Luxio · 17/12/2025 18:20

HollyChristmas · 17/12/2025 18:17

Thank you , as you say I'm not saying I've eaten a massive mountain of food , but saying not a good day of healthy eating . Carb on carb !

You didn't say you'd had a day of eating unhealthily though you specifically said you'd eaten a load of crap when you clearly haven't. You haven't even eaten a lot of food today let alone a load of crap food. Hmm

Bookaholic73 · 17/12/2025 18:22

HollyChristmas · 17/12/2025 17:55

I'm usually reasonable for a day's eating , but not today .
I had 2 crumpets and Marmite for breakfast .
Midday was a mince pie out of the oven
Nobody wanted a dinner tonight ( they've eaten out ) so I had another 2 crumpets then a cauliflower grill ( Sainsbury's frozen ) edeme beans, (at least one of my 5/7 a day ! ) and another bloody mince pie .
What crap have you eaten today ?

I’ve eaten about 4 chocolate chip cookies and 10 celebrations 😂 Feel a bit bleugh now 😂

GoodVibesHere · 17/12/2025 18:24

May I suggest that you just have a massive salad tomorrow?

HollyChristmas · 17/12/2025 18:35

Haha ok , I can see this has bought out the grumps and bitchy side of people . I was making a comment much like when people start a thread about a row with a family member or the mention of a call out of a friend .

Agree I'm not writing about an amazing woohoo moment in life , just a conversation.

Have a great evening and I hope to meet some of you on one of your more boring threads / comments .

Let's be kind . Good will to mankind . etc etc .

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Vodka1 · 17/12/2025 20:29

Bag of niknaks
Big chunk of pannetone
Egg sandwich
3 onion rings

& an entire pack of cookies.

(so far)

Ungodly amount of caffeine + about 4L of water.

Had the day off work and just cba.

Therewerelions · 17/12/2025 21:12

@HollyChristmas
I know exactly what you mean. I haven't eaten that much today but it's all been carbs. Toast, mince pies and crisps. Only sniff of fruit was in the mince pies.
Merry Christmas op.

Yuja · 17/12/2025 21:14

Today I ate an apple, a pear, 5 carrots, loads of grapes and an omelette with spinach (and ketchup 😅). Probably not winning any prizes for my day’s food there. I think what you ate was fine, if you can’t eat 2 mince pies on a day in December when can you

HollyChristmas · 17/12/2025 21:20

Yuja · 17/12/2025 21:14

Today I ate an apple, a pear, 5 carrots, loads of grapes and an omelette with spinach (and ketchup 😅). Probably not winning any prizes for my day’s food there. I think what you ate was fine, if you can’t eat 2 mince pies on a day in December when can you

Quite a few more fruit and vegetables than what I've managed , yours isn't too bad at all .

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