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What could never be invented now, if it was new? (Lighthearted)

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scalt · 06/10/2025 15:16

Some things were invented long before the invention of "health and safety". What things could never be invented now, if somebody thought of them now, for safety, or cultural reasons?

Cars, for a whole host of reasons.

Church bells (rung using ropes): extremely dangerous to somebody who does not know what they are doing; and too loud, especially for newcomers to a village.

Blowing out candles on birthday cakes: fire risk.

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Cornflakegirl7 · 06/10/2025 15:17

I almost got whisked up in the air while trying to learn how to bell ring so I agree on that note alone.

Horse riding perhaps.

Owning dogs especially large ones.

Verv · 06/10/2025 15:21

Cigarettes

FlyingUnicornWings · 06/10/2025 15:24

Western Movies. Hideous on all counts!

saveforthat · 06/10/2025 15:25

Fireworks

TwoFatDucklings · 06/10/2025 15:29

Alcohol or over the counter pain killers without a prescription

Sunbathing, tanning oil, sunbeds

Home hair dye

nilniosk · 06/10/2025 15:29

Boxing definitely, Rugby maybe.

TwoFatDucklings · 06/10/2025 15:32

Any hunting sports - growse/pheasant/fox

JohnTheRevelator · 06/10/2025 15:34

Cigarettes. And probably alcohol. Oh, and definitely fireworks. I mean,really? Setting light to a tube filled with gunpowder?! The mind boggles.

Spinaltapped · 06/10/2025 15:35

Skateboards

TeenToTwenties · 06/10/2025 15:36

home fireworks

JohnTheRevelator · 06/10/2025 15:40

Cornflakegirl7 · 06/10/2025 15:17

I almost got whisked up in the air while trying to learn how to bell ring so I agree on that note alone.

Horse riding perhaps.

Owning dogs especially large ones.

This reminded me of the story that my late Ddad used to tell me, about when he was a bell ringer at his local church in his teens and early 20s. The exact same thing happened to him when he was a beginner!

Darragon · 06/10/2025 15:47

Skydancers, the 90s toy that proved there were things worse than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick - such as a poke in the eye with five inches of rapidly twirling plastic shaped like a fairy.

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