Please help me solve this (TMI) phantom label mystery,

[Elmo2]

For reference I am pregnant but I’m not sure how that can possibly be related.

I bought a new set of comfy knickers and whenever I wear them, I feel like there’s a label that’s like tickling the top of my bum crack (sorry, I don’t know how else to phrase that!).

Except is no label! And the material of them doesn’t really even touch the part that’s tickling

I bought 2 packs of them so I have 6 pairs and it happens with them all, and I cannot for the life of me solve this mystery.

I’ve even tried Chat GPT who gave me some answer about sensitivity to the material, but I’m not convinced.

I realise it can’t be a phantom pregnancy ghost knicker label but WHAT THE HELL IS IT. I’ve given up wearing them for now which is unfortunate because not much else fits.

Could it just be a ghost tickling your bum?

Specifically a ghost that lives in that underwear, no less!

Are they a bit loose, is there a bit of spare fabric draping (can’t think of another word, I know knickers don’t really drape) and causing the tickle?

It could be! I will check this!