Dh & went into town, for a wander around a new art gallery and some lunch.
When we got there he popped into a shop, so I sat on a bench with our takeaway coffees and waited. Suddenly a man sat on the other end of my bench, so heavily that the coffee closest to me went sideways, drenching my trousers (summer black & white checked). Great!! I did what I could with wet wipes but you could still see it.
After seeing the gallery we had lunch, I had garlic prawns. Put my fork into a cooked prawn and garlic oil burst out of it, yes, all over my top which was light grey with pink detail. By then I looked an absolute mess, although the meal was nice!
For the walk home I put my jacket on even though it's a hot day, to hide all the stains. Dh kept laughing, it could only happen to me!!