Turns off lights!
OMG. My kids are terrible but my husband is even worse. Every time I walk through the house I'm turning off a light in every room I pass. I was in bed last night and noticed light seeping through the cracks from the storage cupboard. Who opens a cupboard, turns on the light, gets what they need then just closes it again. My DH. Every time.
It drives me up the wall.
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