Lighthearted and adding a trigger warning for vomit, but just putting it out there in case anyone has had a crap day and wants to feel better about themselves.
I went home from work at lunchtime as a bit unwell. Unfortunately a sudden wave of sickness came over me and with having no time to think or ask the driver to stop on a busy motorway, I managed to aim into my PAPER carrier bag from Boots. This of course didn't work and inevitably the contents of my stomach eeked out onto my lap. Some kind folk then came to my rescue by giving me a plastic bag, which I then had to use to decant my vomit into via the skirt of my dress. I then held said bag of vomit in my lap for the remaining 40 minutes of the journey and had to exit the bus much like Ross from Friends in his leather trousers, with my maxi dress held up around my arse so as to contain everything. Amazingly, the entire surrounding area I was in was just fine. I also sprayed a wee bit of deodorant for the poor creatures having to endure the rest of the journey, but I'm sure this wasn't going to save the day.
Has anyone else had a disgusting day they can share?