Just checked my bank account…

[CurlewKate]

…..and my balance is 666. What should I be preparing for?? 🤣🤣🤣

The Four Horsemen of the CashPocalypse:
War (on inflation)
Pestilence (a swarm of unexpected bills)
Plague (a rash of unwise spending decisions)
Death (the rarely seen absolute zero balance)

Hmm. For me, Death from Plague is the most likely outcome!

If you hear Tubular Bells on the radio, start worrying.

Being impaled by a church spire rod. Take a selfie and see if you have a shaded line through any part of your body. 😬

Might buy a load of Cornettos….

Upside down policemen.

Bird poo. Lots of it!