Please tell me some excellent MODERN insults

[Reallybadidea]

I'm concerned by the number of insults on this thread https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5376584-excellent-insults-that-have-fallen-out-of-fashion-you-dont-hear-anymore that I use on a regular basis. Please can I have some new ones so I can fit in with the youngsters?

Sorry don't know any youngster insults but was also surprised at how many I use from that thread🤭

Cockwomble, Arsehat, Dickwad..

I’d rather deep throat a cactus than …

These are so lame. They sound like they're from the Enid Blyton era. Also very MN specific. No one outside here uses them.

Your mum

So what is your suggestion then?!

Definitely used dickwad as a teen in the 90s!

Arsehat (which annoys me because it makes no sense) and cockwomble I've never heard of other than here. The womble but suggests middle age though - what young person would know what a womble was?!

People being salty is one I am hearing recently.

Quoted wrong post.

I use these all the time.. People think they are geat..😉

I used cockwomble way before coming on mn

Don't have any "modern" ones. Prick. Wanker. Dickhead still do the job for me. 😊You?

That's more an observation, not an insult. People often use it to describe themselves.

I've read cockwomble a lot on Facebook, strangely usually used by men.

There are some great insults in What We Do in the Shadows.

My current favourite is knoblord. I hadn't heard that in years. 😆

Mumpsimus

It's not modern, but it's enjoying a renaissance because there are so many around!