There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow

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Out there, pulling faces and mooning at the ring door bell. Think its funny, the little shits.

Ye cannae change the laws of physics.

Scrape em off Jim!

Can you shout through the doorbell microphone, in your best fish wife voice, 'I know your Mam'.

The 62nd Law of Acquisition states '...The riskier the road, the greater the profit.'

They're dead, Jim.

It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it…!

Last night was the worst - all the tree shaking, doorstep covered with pineapple. MIL went out to ask if an old man who seemed a little lost needed any help and we had to enlist the spaniel’s help to pull her out of a hole in the ground.

I think we need to move.