Neighbour has just driven away in disguise...

[ExpectTheWorst]

and I am trying to think what on earth she might be up to.

She is mid-50s, medium length brown hair, glasses, always wears black. Divorced, lives with late-teen and adult daughters. Has dogs.

She's just zoomed off wearing a light pastel coloured top, a short blond bob and sunglasses. I'd have thought it was a completely different person if it hadn't been her car and she did the 3-point-turn she needs to do to get out of our cul-de-sac in exactly the way that she always does (I see this out my kitchen window so I am aware of every single neighbours' turning/driving style). The nose/face was also her (from what I could see of it).

What can it possibly mean?!

Fancy dress party as a 1950s housewife?

or she’s secretly a PI and is off to catch a cheating b***d😉😉

Maybe she's trying to fool her nosy net twitching neighbour

Off dogging? 😁

Mandela effect. No one will remember her as anything other than blonde. You will never find out what happened!

Well, maybe she's just decided on a change and has chopped and bleached her hair, and decided to change her dress sense because her previous black didn't work as well with the new look? I mean, I think it's way weirder that you think someone is in disguise because they had changed their hairstyle and were wearing a different colour top.

She’s just realised that despite the weather trying to fool us, it really is June and she’s had a summer makeover.

Its her identical twin sister borrowing her car

She’s been to the hairdressers and bought a summer outfit, in June! What a scandal! 😂

She’s off to a fancy dress party or she’s into amateur dramatics?

She's following her husband in disguise based on some advice on MN 😂

She is testing new chsrscter for her upcomimg crime novel.

She's trying to allude the neighbourhood nosy parker.

She’s had her colours done 😄

It’s a bit ridiculous to think someone having had an image makeover is “in disguise” 😂

She's a private investigator and is following a 'mark'.

She wants to use the 2+ lane and have plausible deniability?

She's in an am dram production of Grease and is playing Sandy.

She's a spy - not a very good one.

She's found a new love and has got a new lease of life.

Or she's been featured on an episode of Crimewatch and needs to lay low for a while.

MYOB?

Fancy dress party or heist.

I am going heist.

Maybe she’s got a nosy neighbour and is trying to confound her?

She's seeing if blondes have more fun.

Are you the same poster who thought her neighbour must be having an affair and you wanted to tell her husband?