This made me howl laughing. Anyone else heard a funny joke or seen a funny meme?

[JumpingDizzy]

Won't show straight away

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?☃️

Can you smell carrots?🥕🥕🥕

surely it is highlighting misogyny rather than perpetuating it?

Aw, don't - you seem like a fungi....

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What colour are our toenails supposed to be?

I laughed at the Mail online this morning.
They were catching up with a guy who 40 years ago fell into a Gorilla pit at London Zoo, when he was a little boy.

They went on in the article explaining about the archaic camera used, before mobiles were in use. The person taking the film was Lenny Le Lion.

First I laughed at the name involved in a zoo story, then laughed even more realizing The Mail hadn't got the spoof.
I sometimes wonder if articles are phoned in to be typed up. Imagine the caller pronouncing it with French accent and the receiver asking them " could you spell that please"?
I bet somewhere in their articles is a Chester Draws too.

I Haven’t laughed properly for a long time but this gave me such a fit of giggles I woke DP and the neighbours banged on the wall. We have really good soundproofing too.

Thank you! I don’t know why it tickled me so much but I don’t dare have another look and cause more disturbance 😂😂.

I was playing around in ai and made these

How do you prepare holy water? By boiling the hell out of it.

What lights up a stadium? A match.

Which tea is hard to swallow? Reality.

Thank you OP for this great thread 😂

Some of my favourites…

Not funny to me.

…and some more (you can tell I’m having trouble sleeping😂)

Sad news from the Nestlé
factory today. A worker
was crushed beneath a
case of chocolate that
fell 20 feet off the
storage racking. He
called for help repeatedly
but every time he
shouted "The Milky Bars
are on me" his colleagues
cheered.

A priest, a pastor and a Rabbit walk into the blood Door centre. They are asked their blood group. The priest and pastor reply that they don't know, but the rabbit says he's pretty sure he's a Type O

Self care 😁

A card designed by Larry David!

Still awake…

Had to think about that! Very clever.

I like the shark stepping on Lego🤣🤣🤣

Love a dad joke😂

…still awake 😂

This feels appropriate for this site 😂

Also, this one inexplicably makes me laugh every time 😂🤷‍♀️

I think it's funny that they'd put a picture of a mushroom brother in the photo album, but the wood chipper attached to the hearse made me laugh out loud.