How has your child embarrassed you today? I’ll go first!

[CaptainCabinets]

I have a 5mo DS, he’s at the ‘grabby’ stage and clearly nothing is safe from his pinchy little fingers.

We were in Tesco today, only needed some fruit so I didn’t bother with the pram or sling, just carried him in from the car. I was wearing a halterneck playsuit that ties behind the neck, and no bra. BIG MISTAKE.

He must have pulled on the tie of my playsuit because it was suddenly no longer where it belonged, and there I was, in the Tesco fruit aisle (why does it have to be so close to the tills, and so OPEN?!?) with my tits on full display, and unable to quickly rectify the issue because I had a baby in one arm and a bunch of fucking bananas in the other.

Hope everyone has had a better day than mine

Hehe oh no Captaincabinets that's embarrassing alright 😅 just maybe avoid that Tesco for a few weeks and hopefully nobody will remember you! Did you see anyone you know? If not don't even fret! Lol Enjoy your wine! 🍷

I have a friend whose son exposed her so often that she bought some epic bras on the grounds that if the world was going to see them they might as well be great.

My 5 yo DD saw me put on a sanitary towel earlier and she said she was going to tell all her friends in nursery tomorrow that mammy wears a nappy