Would you think this was a sex swing?

[2BrownDogs]

If you saw this in an adults bedroom? 🤣

I'm autistic and I used to have a hammock in the garden that relaxed me so, so much but I've moved and don't have a garden anymore.

I really miss napping in my hammock and have been thinking about getting one of these fitted.

But would the handy man thing it was a sex swing? And anyone else that sees it? 🤣🤣

I just want to nap in peace!

I would think it odd, but would not assume sex swing. It looks too . . . Upholstered?

I've always wanted one to read books in, they look so comfortable!

To answer your question, no it doesn't

Not to me because I've browsed a few as we're considering getting one

Wtf is a sex swing?

It's not accessible enough to be a sex swing. I'd think comfort, not contortion.

It looks nothing like a sex swing. Not that I've ever seen one! 😆

I have two of them, in my garden though. They are are insanely comfortable. Buy it.

It looks odd because the cushions are set for sitting upright. With a hammock you usually think lying down.
hammock with frame

TWO sex swings? Lucky you, are the neighbours OK with that....

Can you sort of lie down in it? Like on your side in a fetal position?

Is it not self explanatory?

My garden is very secluded.

I'd associate a sex swing with needing to be wipeable...

No stirrups or leg holes so no. Bizarre leap of imagination!

It would be a nightmare to use that as a sex swing. Trying to scrub the bodily fluids out of those fabric cushions and all the folds in the material. I hope if you did use it as a sex swing you’d have the good sense to have it scotch guarded first

Not lie down as such, but you can tuck your feet up and get really comfy. Eminently nappable. In fact, difficult not to nap.

Put a crocheted throw and an open copy of Jane Eyre on it when the handyman comes round and there will be no confusion.

I think I'll get it, thanks!

No, not really, and even less so now that people are talking about leg holes and stirrups!

I absolutely love the idea of scotch guarding a sex swing.

@2BrownDogs
This one is more of a cross between a chair and a hammock. Assume the other one would need to be suspended from the ceiling. This has a frame.

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Worth it if it meant it would extend the life of the sex swing. That way, you’d get more bang for your buck…