Noises that set your teeth on edge

[ChippySauce]

Somebody’s trainers squeaking on the floor in Sainsbury’s earlier 😫

What does it for you?

People eating
Cutlery being dragged on plates
Heavy breathing
Sniffing
Car alarms or house alarms
Windchimes (although I quite like the wooden ones!)
Clicking on mobile phones
The tinny sound of someone else's music
Every single noise made in Peppa fucking Pig
The sound of my alarm
Beyonce voice

I am incredibly sensitive to sounds

Eating with your mouth open.
Snuffling up your nose rather than blowing.
And presently I think DH may have post nasal drip so is constantly clearing his throat and coughing. I want to smack him with a shovel but he is heading to doc in the morn to discuss so may have to wait to have my patio redone.

Oh and people scraping their plates with their cutlery.

Radios that aren’t tuned in

And whining at any age.

Falls nails /talons tapping against a mobile phone screen on public transport 😬

When DH starts scratching/picking/whatever the hell it is the skin on his finger whilst his arm is around me. Makes me 😬😬😬😬😬😬

Ha!
At that stage I would have preferred it tbh!

I saw his wedding ring and I kept thinking 'how the chuff are you married! Omg, your poor wife ' 😅

The noise of someone filing their nails

This 💯

People who talk with a little bit of food i their mouth and there was an local news presenter who smacked their lips together after every sentence I had to stop watching in the end

Sniffing
Hiccups (this is my worst thing)
People talking over one another (hello DC!)
Leaf blowers, drills, any sort of constant hum

Also my DC are older now but when they were babies and I was trying to get them to sleep (specifically in the buggy), they both made the most horrendous low whiney sound that I can't even describe but used to make me want to claw my ears off! I guess it was some self soothing thing but it wound me right up, sometimes to the point I had to put headphones in. I preferred the crying tbh... Neither of them did it for long thankfully but fucking hell was it annoying!

Sniffing
tea slurping
cutlery scraping on plates
snoring

This!! If I accidentally do this it takes me ages to recover.

See also: nails catching on or scratching denim. Even thinking about it is 😩

Vocal Fry
it will be my demise when it creeps in everywhere

All of the above

Plus

Mum, mum, muuuum, mummm, mummm, muuuuuuuuuuuum, mummmmm, muuuuuuuuuuuum.

AAARGH I've already said what 3 times. WHAT WHAT WHAAAT

The sound of someone eating crunchy food whether it be crisps or nuts, anything that makes a noise when the teeth bite down on it: it drives-me-mad!

People gulping their tea/coffee loudly

”Talk burping”. You know when people burp and it sounds like words. Makes me want to stick a hot poker in my ears

The peppa pig bit made me LOL 🤣 😆 🤣

People watching reels or vids on public transport, tinny trashy ear pollution. I used to listen to brown noise in my earbuds but have a toddler with me most of the time on trains so cant anymore.

And my mum eating. It's the noisiest squealshiest sound. She has all her teeth, I don't know how she makes the sound, but she gets furious if you say anything.

Open mouth while eating
Chewing gum
Loud typing
Snorting/hacking
Slurping tea looks at DH with murderous stare

polystyrene..I can’t even take it out of a box, knuckle cracking, sand paper on walls, knifes or forks along a plate. snoring but I have to live with that one..😂I could go on 😂

People eating when they’re on the phone
“oh sorry I’m eating muesli”
yes. I can hear it. And I don’t want to!

Polystyrene.
people crunching crisps or nuts or mints.
burping
my dog licking its bits

People breathing is annoying. So is humming.