Free entry for all mums to a soft play that is also a farm park, and is like the seventh circle of hell on a weekend. You still have to pay £15 each for every other adult and child to get in and if you’d like food it’s about £13 for microwave lasagna and chips, if you’re lucky you might get a seat to sit down on.
Why the hell would any mother want to do this? Is this the UK’s shittest Mother’s Day “special offer” or can anyone beat it?