Annoying little FWPs

[rosemole]

What's more annoying than your phone falling down the side of the driver side car seat which is too narrow for your hand to fit through?

That is all.

For me it's when Sainsbury's let me know on the day of my delivery that I have substitutions! And naturally it's always stuff I desperately need and end up having to go there anyway, despite me ordering online to specifically avoid it 😂

Oh god you've planted this seed in my head and now I'm going to want to do this too 😂

That my baby-monitor camera and monitor screen have different chargers / ports. Minor but annoys me every time, forgot to take one charger last time we were at parents for the eve - why aren’t they USB 😂

Dog starts barking just as I am about to sit down and relax for an hour.

I put a toilet paper "poo carpet" in the potty for my toddler 😂 realised if I do it right I can just tip into the toilet and give the potty a spray and rinse rather than cleaning a load of stuck on poo out! How lovely haha!!

Oh.my God! Mum of 2, childminder for 24 years ( so have potty trained many children) and I have never thought of doing this!!
Game changer!

It really was!!! If all the variables are just right there's virtually nothing to clean! Was sick of spraying potty for ages with shower hose &/or leaving to soak etc!

This week's incredibly first world problem is that Ocado didn't have my usual hummus in stock and substituted truffle hummus, and it smells like feet.

That I can never peel back that little corner on a pk of bacon to open it ! Always have to use a knife

Exactly this

FWP - people on Mumsnet who can't understand a joke 😁

They need to quit fecking about with hummus.

Yup, that hummus is yucky.

A 'poo carpet'! 😂😂😂

I remember those shelved toilets from being in Austria/Germany. They are designed like that so you can monitor your poos 😂