On the back of the thread "Suddenly single - would you date again in your 50s ", I was thinking that if I were to date again, I would love to write something that sorts the wheat from the chaff straight away. 😁
Mine would be something like this:
Older strong, independent woman who loves her own space looking for exclusive relationship with someone who:
- owns his own place or rents and doesn't live with his parents
- has got his emotional shit together
- has a job that allows him to have some freedoms for treats, holidays etc and doesn't hope/expect me to pay for him
- Has kids over 16 who aren't needy/jealous/resentful
- doesn't have a history of lying/infidelity 'but it wasn't really'
- isn't hung up on his ex
- doesn't have addiction/porn/financial hangovers and issues
- doesn't sit on his gamestation thing all day
- isn't balding with a paunch worthy of Father Christmas and expect me to look like a supermodel on his arm continuously
- Can cook for himself
- knows what and how to keep tidy/clean house and self
- doesn't want to get married or move in with me and likes his space
- isn't passing time until 'a better option' comes along.
Applications with relationship CV to the above. And yes, I'm Mary fecking Poppins myself. 😂😂
What would you like to write instead of the fluff we usually put?