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Thread 14 Starmer - The Starmeristas Strike Back

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DuncinToffee · 04/01/2025 00:16

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SerendipityJane · 10/01/2025 11:33

A very clear test of whether it's one law for them. If it's clear that it is, then if I were on a jury, I'd suddenly lose interest in "justice". Or helping the police.

Piggywaspushed · 10/01/2025 16:39

Sorry it's X but the 'reasons' are out for Charlotte Owen:

https://x.com/rosenbaum6/status/1877392933495669207

x.com

https://x.com/rosenbaum6/status/1877392933495669207

DuncinToffee · 10/01/2025 16:47

That reads like a school report Confused

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cardibach · 10/01/2025 16:58

It was always going to be spurious reasons.

Notonthestairs · 10/01/2025 16:59

It sounds like she did her job well. Just not a particularly senior or noteworthy position and one which wouldn't ordinarily lead direct to 50 years in the House of Lords.

BIWI · 10/01/2025 17:01

Nothing there to justify why she was nominated/elevated though, is there?

PickAChew · 10/01/2025 17:10

I was the first PERSON, never mind generation, I my family to go to university. Can I have a peerage, too?

cardibach · 10/01/2025 17:11

PickAChew · 10/01/2025 17:10

I was the first PERSON, never mind generation, I my family to go to university. Can I have a peerage, too?

I was the second. No peerage for me I guess. Though still in the first generation, I just have an older sister.

Notonthestairs · 10/01/2025 17:12

Kempsall's has a little more meat on it given he was apparently the most senior policy and political official in the Conservative party.

He'd also been handy enough to give Johnson the building model buses as a hobby interview and had been a stalwart supporter at Guido.

2dogsandabudgie · 10/01/2025 17:13

Piggywaspushed · 10/01/2025 16:39

Sorry it's X but the 'reasons' are out for Charlotte Owen:

https://x.com/rosenbaum6/status/1877392933495669207

Have the reasons for Ross Kempsell been published as well?

Edited for name spelling.

Notonthestairs · 10/01/2025 17:14

Kempsalls -
"As political director, he was the most senior policy and political official in the Conservative Party, having overall responsibility for developing the party’s policy platform, political campaigning, media position and managing a team of ten in the party’s policy and research secretariat.
He provided political advice directly to the prime minister, all cabinet ministers and many MPs, prepared the prime minister for parliamentary appearances and developed the party’s platform for multiple party conferences. He led work on major parliamentary by-elections.”

RafaistheKingofClay · 10/01/2025 17:21

PickAChew · 10/01/2025 17:10

I was the first PERSON, never mind generation, I my family to go to university. Can I have a peerage, too?

Yes.

Arise Lady PickAChew.

2dogsandabudgie · 10/01/2025 17:24

Charlotte Owen seems to have made a lot more contributions than Kempsell in the HoL

Voting 107 CO. 77 RK
Spoken 17 CO. 6 RK
Written questions 8 CO. 6 RK

Piggywaspushed · 10/01/2025 17:27

DuncinToffee · 10/01/2025 16:47

That reads like a school report Confused

I write UCAS references like that!

DuncinToffee · 10/01/2025 17:29

Piggywaspushed · 10/01/2025 17:27

I write UCAS references like that!

Makes it even stranger that it needed a FOI request to release the info.

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BIossomtoes · 10/01/2025 17:34

PickAChew · 10/01/2025 17:10

I was the first PERSON, never mind generation, I my family to go to university. Can I have a peerage, too?

Same. Where’s mine? I quite fancy being the Baroness Blossomtoes.

RafaistheKingofClay · 10/01/2025 17:35

I’m not sure I’d say she did amazingly well at helping Johnson maintain his relationship with the Parliamentary party given how he left.

Notonthestairs · 10/01/2025 17:42

I'd certainly turn up to the HoL for £361 a day plus £30 of travel costs. £90k a year. I wouldn't need a title.

On top of that of course she works with Johnson as VP at Better Earth Limited. They advise on green energy. I wonder if its handy to have someone in the HoL.

BIossomtoes · 10/01/2025 17:45

The title would be nice though, so would the velvet and ermine. Imagine being Lady Notonthestairs.

Notonthestairs · 10/01/2025 17:47

BIossomtoes · 10/01/2025 17:45

The title would be nice though, so would the velvet and ermine. Imagine being Lady Notonthestairs.

Baroness Not of the Stairs 😁

Piggywaspushed · 10/01/2025 17:49

DuncinToffee · 10/01/2025 17:29

Makes it even stranger that it needed a FOI request to release the info.

Quite.

SerendipityJane · 10/01/2025 17:59

Notonthestairs · 10/01/2025 17:42

I'd certainly turn up to the HoL for £361 a day plus £30 of travel costs. £90k a year. I wouldn't need a title.

On top of that of course she works with Johnson as VP at Better Earth Limited. They advise on green energy. I wonder if its handy to have someone in the HoL.

Keep it in the family ?

PickAChew · 10/01/2025 18:15

RafaistheKingofClay · 10/01/2025 17:21

Yes.

Arise Lady PickAChew.

Right. Where do I start?

I can't condemn model buses. DS1 and I have quite a collection between us 😁 we're the sort of saddos who stand in muddy fields and car parks and less muddy church halls looking for the special ones, though.

SerendipityJane · 10/01/2025 18:24

PickAChew · 10/01/2025 18:15

Right. Where do I start?

I can't condemn model buses. DS1 and I have quite a collection between us 😁 we're the sort of saddos who stand in muddy fields and car parks and less muddy church halls looking for the special ones, though.

The whole Johnson/model bus bollocks was a pathetic attempt to move the dial on google when people were googling "Boris Johnson Bus" and getting pictures of that bus Boris stood in front of with it's lie that he claimed he'd never seen.

A contemporary example might be if Suella Braveman went on Sunday Brunch to explain how she uses Walls ice cream with chunks of Turkish delight and Italian coffee beans in an attempt to pretend she is not only not evil, but not stupid.

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