Tell me to leave ...

[thedogissnoringsoloud]

I've just seen this on a social media site:

"Tell me to leave your house without using the word LEAVE".

Anyone got any good responses?

Get out

'Off you fuck'

Vacate the premises

'Oppit!

Off you pop cunty chops....

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

"Close the door quietly on your way out"

Slap your knees and stand up while saying "well it's getting on a bit now"

Don't let the door knob hit ya where the good lord split ya.

“Would you like another cup of tea?”

"Get outta my puuuuuub"

Pick a window!

I’ll walk the dogs and walk you home at the same time. They need to go out now.

Time to make tracks.

"So, what are your plans for later?"

"Gosh is that the time" slaps thigh*

It has been SO lovely to see you and I'm afraid we will have to start the bedtime routine now or the morning will be chaos but thank you for coming, it's been a delight.

Feels like home time now
It's time for everyone to leave now.
I've exceeded my scoial quota for today
Let's wrap this up
I'm tired and so it's time to go