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Tell me to leave ...

18 replies

thedogissnoringsoloud · 04/01/2025 00:05

I've just seen this on a social media site:

"Tell me to leave your house without using the word LEAVE".

Anyone got any good responses?

OP posts:
NigelHarmansNewWife · 04/01/2025 00:06

Get out

Randomontheinternet25 · 04/01/2025 00:15

'Off you fuck'

hm1610 · 04/01/2025 00:15

Vacate the premises

Picklelily99 · 04/01/2025 00:17

'Oppit!

Forgottobuymincepies · 04/01/2025 00:18

Off you pop cunty chops....

username299 · 04/01/2025 00:20

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

AsanteSana · 04/01/2025 00:20

"Close the door quietly on your way out"

DoAWheelie · 04/01/2025 00:22

Slap your knees and stand up while saying "well it's getting on a bit now"

Despirado · 04/01/2025 00:23

Don't let the door knob hit ya where the good lord split ya.

SpicyMarge · 04/01/2025 00:27

“Would you like another cup of tea?”

Randomontheinternet25 · 04/01/2025 00:28

"Get outta my puuuuuub"

Missionimprobable · 04/01/2025 00:41

Pick a window!

Theextraordinaryisintheordinary · 04/01/2025 00:43

I’ll walk the dogs and walk you home at the same time. They need to go out now.

NeddieSeagoonsSteamPoweredTelephone · 04/01/2025 00:44

Time to make tracks.

CeceliaImrie · 04/01/2025 00:45

"So, what are your plans for later?"

CeceliaImrie · 04/01/2025 00:46

"Gosh is that the time" slaps thigh*

Mangocity · 04/01/2025 00:48

It has been SO lovely to see you and I'm afraid we will have to start the bedtime routine now or the morning will be chaos but thank you for coming, it's been a delight.

Hillrunning · 04/01/2025 00:49

Feels like home time now
It's time for everyone to leave now.
I've exceeded my scoial quota for today
Let's wrap this up
I'm tired and so it's time to go

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