Christmas songs with crackpot lyrics

[MeMeMeMeOw]

I mean the ones that make no sense not ones that you just don't like. Like these.

Leona Lewis and One More Sleep "I can barely breathe, if I can make it to Christmas Eve then it's one more sleep" - why wouldn't she make it to Christmas Eve? Is she going to spontaneously combust or something? Or maybe she's having a bad asthma attack as she can barely breathe, after all. She needs a doctor.

And "how silently how silently the wondrous gift is given" - are we expected to believe Mary didn't yell the stable down with the lack of gas and air or no opportunity for an epidural?

Any more for any more?

I'll bite.
Faggot, The Pogues.
'Nuff said

Isn’t the gift the Holy Spirit? Rather than the birth because yes, poor Mary

In Irish and Scouse slang, “faggot” refers to a lazy person, not a gay person.

It’s always struck me as that it would be terribly difficult to balance all the gifts ON the tree ala mistletoe and wine…

Tell me baby, do you recognise me, well it's been a year it wouldn't surprise me ... I met someone recently I'd not seen for 15 years and knew him straightaway!

Don't let the bell(s) end
And ring in peace

Both gems from the Darkness 😂

@lakesiders There are a lot of bellends around, judging from the posts from many women and their eejit partners.

I did think the Gilbert O'Sullivan song was I'm Not Dreaming Of a White Tom Cat for a very long time.