Where have I put the wrapping paper?

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I was organised and bought some wrapping paper in September. I was going to make a start on wrapping this afternoon, where on earth have I put it?
Not still in the car (I am that rubbish), not in the wardrobe with paper from last year.
Not in the airing cupboard, not in the drawer of doom, under the sofa?

I expect it's in the horrifying mouldy cupboard under the eaves that you try not to think too hard about. That's where mine is.

Top of the wardrobe?

Ottoman bed

Down the side of your dressing table?

Under the bed in the spare room.

It's in the loft x

Down the side of your desk or table that is next to a wall.

That is where I found the rolls I bought in the sales and forgot where I put them.

Oh I know! You did have some wrapping paper, but then your three year old made you cut out all of the pictures on it and sellotape them together in a massive long line, complaining if you did it wrong.

Behind the sofa. Under the stairs somewhere, where all the bags for life go to die, behind a door that’s always left open, behind the spare bed, down the side of the dresser / bookshelf / chest of drawers

I don't know where your wrapping paper is but if you find the Christmas cards I bought and can't find while you're looking that would be fab!

Wrapping paper has a mind of its own. Last year we were completely unable to find a black sack full of about 9 rolls of wrapping paper. It was nowhere to be found and we turned the entire house and loft upside down looking for it. Had to buy some more in the end.

This year - hey presto - there it is in the loft. Magically reappeared from whatever dimension it was lurking in last year.

Probably hidden in the loft, along with mine. I keep steeling myself to go up but never make it that far

Hah! in a drawer with some jumpers. I hadn't realised the drawer was big enough.