This reminds me of a call I had years ago in the middle of the night, before caller number readout was available. Not real names, obviously.
3am: RING RING!
Me, jumping awake and sleep befuddled (2 month old baby, say no more)
"Hello?"
Woman caller: In an angry voice. "Is Pete there?"
Well it happens to be my husband's name, so I said yes he is.
Woman caller "Well put him on then, now"
Me: "He's asleep, who's calling?"
WC: "What the hell is doing asleep in your house! Wake him up!"
Me: (Confused) " Who's calling?"
WC: "It's bloody Linda, as if you didn't know!"
Well, in my sleep befuddled state I thought, oh yes, Linda. Linda is the
name of his sister, so that bit made sense. I can't even remember if she sounded
like Linda or whether I was awake enough to notice.
So then I thought, there must be a problem, maybe his mother, maybe an
accident or somebody ill.
Me: "Is something wrong?"
WC "Yes there's something fucking wrong, get him on the phone,
now, or get his arse here!" (Or words similar. Long time ago)
Well at the cursing at me for no apparent reason, I told her I'd wake him and
get him to ring her back immediately and hung up. Remember there was no caller ID or 1471 in those days, so I woke him up and said his sister had just rung me being all weird and shouty and there must be something wrong.
So he rang his sister who (obvious in hindsight) had absolutely no idea what
was going on and was pissed off at being woken at 3.15am
I've always wondered where Pete was, and is now, and whether he ever went home to Linda. It's the closest I've ever been to being a fancy woman, so that
bit's quite exciting. I wonder if Pete and (fancy woman) ever managed to convince Linda they weren't at it. If Pete actually had been at my (fancy woman's) house then surely me and Pete would have hotly denied it.
"No, he's not here" would have been my reply, as fancy woman.
Maybe Woman Caller found a telephone number in Pete's pocket and decided to call it when Pete didn't come home, but transposed it and got me instead.
Or maybe she just guessed where he might be and transposed that number. There is no way of knowing. I used to work in telephone accounting in younger days and the only records kept were of "trunk calls" i.e. long distance calls which were noted on a ticket by the operator and filed away in case the customer challenged the expensive call.
So I've oft wondered how furious Linda must have been when Pete didn't
ring her straight back as promised. Or maybe she rang again and got the right number this time. And how confusing that must have been in it's own right.
And whether that added to Linda's annoyance that Fancy Woman denied
having spoken to her at all. And whether they were both as drunk as Linda
sounded.
It's occupied my thoughts for 30 years, I often use it to get off to sleep
of a night time. Any theories I've not yet thought of very welcome.
Honestly, if you think about it, the possibilities are truly endless.