Becoming a little dishearted that I'm not yet a millionaire

[thecatthekittyandthekitten]

I mean, why has it not happened yet? I want to galavant around Harvey Nics buying all the shite of the day that I don't need. Also, fed up to the back teeth of cooking so I think I'd rather dine in 5* Michelin restaurants while the house keeper does my cleaning and fluffs my cushions. Anyone else feeling the same?

Honestly I'm not impressed one bit about this 🤪

Don't bother buying a lottery ticket as I am winning tomorrow. It would sort my weekend out nicely. Well, the rest of my life really, I've come to terms with not winning the Euromillions earlier in the week as that would have been a bit overwhelming. £4m, though, is a nice sum.

Totally with you on this. Can’t believe the bloody lottery numbers are so hard to get right every week ?

Has anyone checked the Euro tonight?! Keep hoping!

Or even the next Premium Bond draw will do!

Yep, this life doesn't my the expectations I had age 5 😂

I'm glad I'm not alone on this, I knew you friendly bunch would be on my team and understand how difficult it is to except. 😭

One day Rodney, one day.

I know just 6 little numbers! I never was a numbers girl in fairness

Yes 4 mill isn't being greedy. I mean I wouldn't want to become an obnoxious prick and to be fair that would prob happens after 10mill, so we'll
Settle for the 4!!!

Surely the answer is to marry well ...

Married to a very non millionaire already. Not sure I could handle two husbands- even a million might not be enough for that 🤪

My imagination tells me I'll me a philanthropist when I'm extremely rich so if I get there first I'll come back for you all. I dont play the lottery but I'm quite expecting to win somehow anyway.

Oh that's terribly kind of you! I'll definitely be waiting with gusto.

I was given a Premium Bond for a Christening Present probably decades before most of you were born.
I am still waiting for it to bear fruit.
I suspect that million will be mine soon.

I’l join you

I self identify as a millionaire but I’m facing a lot of pushback from my bank manager.

They're such job worths aren't they?! Complete fun sponge !

I want to buy a small petting zoo.

Shops and restaurants too. The whole world is just jealous of me trying to live my best life.

I'm absolutely convinced that I'm destined to be filthy rich 🤑

(Hopefully not just filthy)