Things that never happen in real life. Unless they do? (Lighthearted)

[KnopkaPixie]

My suitcase was the first one to come out of the hatch and onto the luggage carousel. I couldn't believe it!

I love Marseille! I love Air Corsica! They could clearly see I was a passenger of the quality!

What's your's?

Or, on the other hand, things that folk are constantly wanging on about but has never actually happened. The urban myth that the dentist leaned over, put his knee on your chest or called for reinforcements when taking a tooth out, for example.

Or did he?

I would add to this, how do they ever assimilate opinion polls? Then I found out that you have to put on to it by Mumsnet, on a promise of earning extra pounds on YouGov.

They dropped me like a hot brick because I was too boring and centrist. (I think) could be wrong. But hypothetically and theorectically they still owe me 25p.