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I have an interior bathroom with no windows, so real plants are out. I cannot abide fake plants that try to look real; does anyone have, or know where I can look for, fake plants that glory in looking fake/kitsch?
It's a high ceiling, so I could have trailing things.
I quite fancy a creeper/ivy-type thing, and maybe one or two other more upright ones to sit on the shelf.
Will consider other colours as well as green, although I don't want it to go Christmassy or autumn-themed or anything.
TIA!