You know the person hiding in the loft?

[Longboi4eva]

No. He’s underneath your floorboards 😱

news.sky.com/story/naked-man-found-staying-under-floorboards-of-93-year-olds-home-potentially-for-six-months-13252491

So it was true.

Well he's clearly not in my house as I have too much washing still if he's naked ... pretty sure I must still have 6 people with lots of clothes and huge appetites hiding in my house somewhere

It will be a common occurrence in those houses if not properly secure.

Poor woman. Poor man. Either situation to be in would be horrible.

About 30 years ago a friend was a residential social worker in a children's home in north London - a large domestic property. The children used to say they heard someone moving around - turned out there was a homeless man living in the loft, for how long who knows!

Good Lord!

I do wonder about these Victorian terraces houses with the long lofts running from one end of the street to the other.