My ONS fantasies

[ReadWithScepticism]

To me, ONS has only ever meant one thing. So when I see ONS in a thread title, I always imagine that the Office for National Statistics is somehow involved. Steamy!!!

Anyone else in the same boat?

Literally clicked on this thread to find out what on earth you could fantasise about in relation to the Office of National Statistics. I mean I love a spreadsheet but I can't get that worked up about them.

Oh you made me laugh OP!
Thank you!

I’m just as bemused.
what else does ONS mean?

What else does it mean?

Also what's HTH?

One night stand

hth 😉 (happy to help/here to help/hope that helps)

Thank you @Pulo - I was getting excited by statistics also

I love a bit of data from the ONS, and I was similarly disappointed OP.

I am relieved that this is what ONS means to you. Usually I click on these threads and am horrified that someone's had a sex dream about Noel Edmonds, or something equally as distressing. I'd much rather dream of spreadsheets.

Due to work, it means over night stay to me so I understand where you're coming from 🤣

Thank you @Pulo !