I think my dog is on mumsnet

[countrygirl99]

Got workmen here today. Working outside which the dog is happy with, but if they dare come in to use the loo he barks like mad 😄

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Does he growl at you if you use a loo brush?

Is he refusing to put out his biscuits for them?

No way can a dog make a roast chicken last a week.

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No way

Could be why he stands guard when I go for a wee. To make sure I don't.

Just don't mention anyone having ducks in a row. The temptation could be too much.

Definitely

Have you logged it with 101?😊

Make the dog a massive salad

This thread is making me chuckle! Are you sure doggo is on MN as surely if he was on here he would close the curtains, turn the lights off and lock the doors and pretend not to be in at all and not just bark

@Ineedwinenow 🤣🤣🤣

Pretty sure he'd prefer some naice ham?

If he is a stay at home dog and unmarried I hope he realises how risky that is for his old age

Ha! I was explaining to my husband the other day about the MN favourite “No is a complete sentence”, as it is clear that one of our cats has learnt this…

I've never seen him use a loo brush and he would definitely love naice ham. He'd probably also eat a massive salad - I had to move my tomato plants out of reach when I worked out why the still unripe ones were disappearing.

Mine has stolen my toilet brush and the stand and is slowly chewing it up as he's teething.

He also likes to answer the door.

He's definitely not on mumsnet 😁

Maybe he's telling you he wants to LTB?

(Lick The Bastards)

Your dog is clearly an alcoholic LTB.