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I think my dog is on mumsnet

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countrygirl99 · 18/10/2024 13:25

Got workmen here today. Working outside which the dog is happy with, but if they dare come in to use the loo he barks like mad 😄

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LostittoBostik · 18/10/2024 13:26

GrinGrinGrin

Etincelle · 18/10/2024 13:26

😀
Does he growl at you if you use a loo brush?

SirChenjins · 18/10/2024 13:28

Is he refusing to put out his biscuits for them?

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SunsetSkylane · 18/10/2024 13:29

No way can a dog make a roast chicken last a week.

countrygirl99 · 18/10/2024 13:39

SunsetSkylane · 18/10/2024 13:29

No way can a dog make a roast chicken last a week.

🤣🤣🤣

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countrygirl99 · 18/10/2024 13:40

SirChenjins · 18/10/2024 13:28

Is he refusing to put out his biscuits for them?

No way

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countrygirl99 · 18/10/2024 13:40

Etincelle · 18/10/2024 13:26

😀
Does he growl at you if you use a loo brush?

Could be why he stands guard when I go for a wee. To make sure I don't.

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Walkingbacktohappiness · 18/10/2024 15:16

Just don't mention anyone having ducks in a row. The temptation could be too much.

countrygirl99 · 18/10/2024 15:23

Walkingbacktohappiness · 18/10/2024 15:16

Just don't mention anyone having ducks in a row. The temptation could be too much.

Definitely

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Brahumbug · 18/10/2024 15:25

Have you logged it with 101?😊

Cattery · 18/10/2024 15:25

Make the dog a massive salad

Ineedwinenow · 18/10/2024 15:27

This thread is making me chuckle! Are you sure doggo is on MN as surely if he was on here he would close the curtains, turn the lights off and lock the doors and pretend not to be in at all and not just bark Grin

Cattery · 18/10/2024 15:27

@Ineedwinenow 🤣🤣🤣

Walkingbacktohappiness · 18/10/2024 16:03

Cattery · 18/10/2024 15:25

Make the dog a massive salad

Pretty sure he'd prefer some naice ham?

Summervibes24 · 18/10/2024 16:16

If he is a stay at home dog and unmarried I hope he realises how risky that is for his old age

PoorOldGonville · 18/10/2024 16:24

Ha! I was explaining to my husband the other day about the MN favourite “No is a complete sentence”, as it is clear that one of our cats has learnt this…

countrygirl99 · 18/10/2024 17:28

I've never seen him use a loo brush and he would definitely love naice ham. He'd probably also eat a massive salad - I had to move my tomato plants out of reach when I worked out why the still unripe ones were disappearing.

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daliesque · 18/10/2024 17:41

Etincelle · 18/10/2024 13:26

😀
Does he growl at you if you use a loo brush?

Mine has stolen my toilet brush and the stand and is slowly chewing it up as he's teething.

He also likes to answer the door.

He's definitely not on mumsnet 😁

DatingDinosaur · 18/10/2024 17:59

Maybe he's telling you he wants to LTB?

(Lick The Bastards)

Grin
CitizenZ · 18/10/2024 18:23

Your dog is clearly an alcoholic LTB.

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