I had a dream about Keir Starmer

[Seagall]

As well as being PM, he was also the headmaster of my school. As I left the school on a Friday I was walking down a beautiful grassy hill and noticed Keir Starmer sitting in the grass reading a book and chilling. Yvette Cooper was sunbathing next to him. I stopped and said "it must be nice to be relaxing after the time you've had recently!" Yvette Cooper laughed and Keir Starmer just rolled his eyes. It was all very peaceful and chill.

I did eat a lot of Lindt dark chocolate with sea salt before bed last night.

If I ever meet him in a dream all I'm gonna be able to think to say to him is, You are very bland

I thought that this was going to be about a different kind of dream.

Years ago my mum had a dream about Brian Clough and woke up in love with him ! Still is! Be careful.

😂 Bill & Hilary Clinton last night for me

conference type thing in a hotel

a rubber duck a la the Europa featured

not in a bath tf

some other dapper man with a sort of floppy fringe - reminded me of an actor 🤔

might try googling now out of curiosity

I was also hoping for that!

Where was Ed Balls? Were Yvette and Keir having an affair?!

I thought you were going to say you went to the footie and then shopping before retiring to Covent Garden to study for some exams.

They looked pretty happy in each others company, that's all I'm saying