Explain an Olympic sport badly

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People, alone or with a second human, throw themselves off bouncy and non bouncy slab into water whilst making pretty shapes in the air.

You lob a stone across an icy pond and sweep up after it.

You sit on a horse while it does stuff with its feet.

You snuggle up with a cannonball, which you then suddenly hate and want it as far away as possible.

A bunch of people run around a field with sticks trying to get a ball into a net.

You try to stab someone but are thwarted by a bit of elastic

You leap into a lake, swim about for a bit, get out, run up to a bicycle, putting on a pair of shoes as you go, go for a bike ride then, still in your swimming costume, you go for a run.

I can’t work this one out…

These are great, keep them coming.

You get on a horse and take literally the worst route round a field of fences.

You pretend you're a spartan taking someone down from a distance.

😃😃 Fencing!

Fencing?

You throw a spear as far as you can while hoping not to kill anyone.

Brilliant. A perfect description!

Running in circles with a couple of mates.

You have to get to the other side of a high bar, instead of going under or using a ladder you use a bendy pole and somehow hurl yourself over backwards

You avoid drowning whilst looking pretty with friends.

Taking turns in hitting projectile made of plastic feathers with spades made of strings.

You run forward fast carrying a long sharp pointy thing. At a random point you stab it hard in the ground and hang on for dear life, careering through the sky, hopefully over a pole supported by other poles and then land on a soft thing having chucked your pointy thing away.

You jump into a pit of sand but before that you intentionally make the jump shorter by interrupting yourself with a skip halfway through

You whirl your arms around as fast as you can while you wiggle your toes . Water is involved .

You run as fast as you can to give your mate a stick, then they give it to another mate, who takes it to someone else, they then give it to a fourth person, who brings it back to where it started from.

You jump into a swimming pool and dance with a load of other people while trying not to drown.

You stand on a board floating on water holding a wing made of fabric and hope it's windy

You sit on a horse & prance around a bit. Someone scores you, but nobody really understands how. Then you run around a big field jumping fences & trying not to fall off into the lake, only to end up back where you started. You then cheerfully demolish a course of poles suspended on sticks, and the rider who demolishes the course most efficiently wins a gold medal.

You do roly polys in the air whilst dangling on rings.