Explain an Olympic sport badly

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People, alone or with a second human, throw themselves off bouncy and non bouncy slab into water whilst making pretty shapes in the air.

The devil is in the detail with whoever is last

You twirl around on a big mat with some pretty ribbons, occasionally doing a little jump or roly poly

You do all the sports that posh people like, except maybe polo. Whoever is the best at overall posh sports is the winner.

You.jump onto a tall bar and get stuck and dizzy trying to get down as there is another tall bar behind it that you spin around.

My 4 year old DS (at the time) used to love watching horsey dancing, arras and boinging.

(Dressage, archery and trampolining) 😂

You slam your friend on their back or do a bit of karma sutra in the floor while wearing pjs and a dressing gown.

Spinny throwing

Please someone wittier than me describe the pommel horse thing in gymnastics!

You pretend that you are guiding a plane to its birth, whacking at any plastic balls[ that come your way. (I cant go on with this

Throw your opponent on their back and keep them there.

Understand that the BBC will only show a brief part of your sport, and turn coverage to men hitting a ball with sticks so that the main channel shows people talking about sports while not showing them.

You stand on a big slippery slide. You slide down it and hurl yourself into the air at the bottom. People in bobble hats gasp and move out of your way.

Humans have two gaits. You have to go from A to B in the fastest possible time. But not using your fastest gait because, well, you'd get there quicker and that would be cheating.

Strap a plank to your feet and throw yourself down a snowy mountain from side to side, pretending you're an aeroplane doing loop the loops as you go.

You pretend to be a circus pony rider using a very unconvincing model with two metal handles instead of a saddle.

Strap two planks to your feet and trek through snow, intermittently taking pot shots with a shooty thing. Do this quicker than anyone else.

Strap two knife blades to your shoes and do ballet on frozen water.

This year I think you can pay around on a short plank on little wheels

You find a strange ironing board with some handles. You are overcome with the urge to grab the handles and fling yourself around in circles.

Run very fast towards an obstacle and then fling yourself off it, but in a pretty way.

Stand in a goal net in a field and see how far you can chuck metal dinner plates.
(Description by DH).

Ricochet off a massive clothes peg and leap over a chest of drawers.

Attempt to dislocate your arms by swinging off half a pergola.

Decide you fancy a game of waterpolo but you don't have a pool so you play it in a sports hall instead,

(suppose you could equally say you fancy a game of handball but unfortunately you are currently in a pool so you wang a ball around in there)

Its winter and your car wont start, so you and 3 mates decide to give it downhill push start ....

You see @MeouwCat and her mates pushing their car and fancy doing the same but you have no car, or mates, so you make do with lying on a tea tray instead.